Bunch of pics of me that pretty much all look the same, taken primarily with my shitty phone, and random thoughts, including but not limited to my whoriness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Because everyone should have an “arty” picture of her bush…
Cindy Clark, a Pennsylvania-based dog breeder decided to share these images of her then 3-month-old nephew with a few 3-week-old French bulldog puppies.
I know it’s not my usual, but I can’t NOT reblog this!
(Source: fornicating)
Despite a rough start to the week with fraggles being a jackass for no fucking reason, things have picked up steadily.
Not that you all care, but I LOVE to brag on him, and he has definitely been brag-worthy. He has definitely made up for his earlier jackassery, and the sex has been uhhhhhmazing.
I seriously think me-waking-him-for-sex sex is by far the finest. Gonna have to let him fall asleep early more often!
Attention FB and Instagram Friends:
You really DON’T have to comment ‘lol’ on absolutely evvvvverything I post. (Kinda like when someone sneezes 52 times in a row, but your ‘Bless you’ is understood after the third or fourth time?)
I’m a funny bitch—I get it.
Fraggles thinks I should be doing the dishes instead of taking pics and baking cookies.
Someone wanna go tell the asshat that Em said he can go fuck himself?
